Sunday, June 21, 2009
Get Into The Zone!
BRANE-POWER ZONE SPORTSBANDS
Due to yet another incredible breakthrough in
Beta-Blocker technology, I've introduced a line
of ZONE type sportsbands.I'll explain how they
In order to understand the function of a
BRANE-POWER ZONE SPORTSBAND, you need to know
a few fundamental facts about radio waves and
meditation in "THE ZONE".
When you're driving between towns, out in open
country, and you tune your analog AM radio,
you're bound to pass through frequencies between
stations, and that's where you'll hear some fuzzy
crackling sound called "static".
If you ask most people what radio static is,
they'll say "nothing", but it's far from
"nothing". Static contains the most important
natural broadcast radio waves in the universe,
that of the "Big Bang" itself, the exact moment
It's the actual SOUND OF CREATION which sets
the whole works in motion in an infinite expansion
of space and time, and that's what we're going to
hook up to in order to get you into THE ZONE.
Harmonics are the key. Just like pair of tuning
forks, you can get a second tuning fork to vibrate
by striking the first one and holding it near the
second, and that's the powerful radio frequency
force we tune into for the BRANE-POWER ZONE
But what have radio waves got to do with sports?
First of all, meditation gets you into "THE ZONE",
speeding up your perceptual sample rate like a
high-speed film of a hummingbird which, in effect,
seems to slow down time itself.
Secondly, the ZONE type of meditation keeps you
CALM,COOL AND CLEAR. If you're a golfer under
pressure to keep your score nice and low, or a
bicycle rider who needs to keep balance and
intuition high, you'll know how important it is
to keep your cool.
And if you're a pool or billiards player, swimmer,
hunter or tennis player, you'll want to take
advantage of the CLARITY factor, which helps you
to stabilize your breathing like a yoga master
without the years of the practice it would
normally take you to acquire the skill.
When you're free from worry and the pressure
of competition, you just plain DO BETTER, and
that's what THE ZONE is all about...staying
above the action, in a space where you're in
total control without that heavy drain that
comes from overwhelm and panic.
I'm so sure that you'll be amazed by the
BRANE-POWER ZONE SPORTSBANDS that they are
100% GUARANTEED to improve your sports
experience or YOUR MONEY BACK!
Get into THE ZONE with my new BRANE-POWER ZONE
ZONE BICEP BAND