norton str33t script

The script for a theatrical production
of Norton Str33t is now available. I
have fully adapted the script as a stage
play, with stage directions, lighting,
blocking commentaries and pieces of
business and fast-paced dialogue and
interactions in a single set.

It can be performed royalty-free
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you wish.

One set does it all. 2 male, 2 female
characters -- Bornless One, Mike,
Crystal and Audrey.

This script has been a long time in
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the past 35 years on and off, and
finally have it where I want it for
stage production.

This is a blockbuster for groups,
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a functioning study group with a lot
to handle. Public performance is not
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Placement of Beacons and other
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and photos help you understand the
ideal stage placements for these items,
along with the magical props, costumes
and other props you'll need for a public
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I have a selection of props, costumes
and magical effects that are called for
in the script -- order now, while supplies
last. Contact me for details. Some
set-building is required to make this
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Next to the Beacon this is about the
best work tool I have ever come up with.

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Get Off The Bus

RUN SILENT, RUN FREE

In order to make excursions into
another dimension, it is necessary
to fully transition. One way to
understand this is to get the idea
that your current life in the
HomeWorld is like riding on a bus.
Suppose you are traveling northward
along a boulevard. You have traveled
this route for many years and you
know it well.

The bus is familiar. You are
comfortable here, with the usual
passengers, the usual driver, the
usual surroundings and passing landmarks.
Everything is well within the comfort
zone, even though there might be an
occasional bump in the road.

Now imagine that you get a "transfer"
from the bus operator. This is a piece
of paper that allows you to take another
bus crosstown. If you remain on the
bus until its final destination, it
will eventually come to the Terminal,
the End of the Line. Until now, you
have always remained on the bus from
Terminal to Terminal, back and forth,
endlessly, it seems.

If you were to disembark, leave this
bus, you would find yourself on the
street. Perhaps it will rain before
the crosstown bus comes. You won't be
aboard the comfortable bus, the bus
you've always been on. You will be
on the cold, wet street, alone and
helpless, not knowing if the connecting
bus will ever come.

How can you leave the comfort of this
bus? It has always served you well,
taken you from one end of the line to
the other, and you have grown accustomed
to the faces of your fellow passengers.
You know what each one will be likely
to do, how they think, how they behave,
how they respond.

The route you always take is very
familiar. You recognize every building
you pass, you know the cars parked
along the street, you see the same
people walking to and from work every
day. There are no surprises in store --
you know how it will all come out.

Even though you are thoroughly tired
of the same old routine, and you are
well aware that it all leads to a Dead
End at the Terminal, you cannot easily
bring yourself to leave the protective
comfort of your Always Bus, The Bus
You Always Take. It is a powerful
struggle to leave its protective cocoon
and go out the exit in the back onto
the cold, wet, windy street outside
the bus. Yet somehow, you manage.

The street is indeed cold, wet and
windy. There is no sign of the
crosstown bus. Cars and taxis drive
past indifferently, the people inside
unaware of your discomfort, your pain,
your agony and your growing despair
and hopelessness.

Then, finally, along comes the
crosstown bus and you board it
hesitantly. Who knows what it will
be like on this bus? The driver is
different, the passengers are
different, and the route is different.
If you hope to survive this journey,
you must also become different from
what you once were and grow into the
differentness that is this crosstown
bus.

If you were to graduate from medical
school, art school or indeed any other
professional academy or university,
you would not expect to walk directly
into a high-paying position. You would
expect to hang your shingle, open
your business doors, and go out there
and hustle up some business.

Nobody with any sense of reality
expects to go directly from school
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no matter which profession you might
choose.

In the same way, it is impossible to
predict the outcome of change, whether
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world. It really all depends on your
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beyond the box and your ability to put
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Blues Around My Head

Clip from the band practice May 17, 2010



part 2

Chocolate

I am so excited about the new molds and gift boxes I've ordered, one of which is the Casino Special, which consists of Blackjack cards, roulette wheel, a pair of dice and a slot machine, together with actual casino chips (which of course have to be boiled to make them food-safe).

Note the package at the center, bottom, of the photo:

My plan is to place two $100 chips in the receptacles and bring the whole thing to a casino with the idea in mind that they send this gift to their high- rollers and whales.

Naturally, some percentage of the recipients will keep the chips, some will cash them in, but most, being gamblers, will play them and, of course, lose them -- those big casinos were not built as monuments to the winners.

What it means is that the casino has attracted someone into their shop, and that the cost of the chips will come back to them as winnings -- all they pay for actually is the chocolate and the specialty box.

I can have the box printed for them as well, so it makes a very hot presentation package for the casino or hotel/casino for their big clients.

The package at the middle right of the photo is a wine set, consisting of wine glass, bottles, cork and cork-puller, all of course in rich dark chocolate.

We're in the middle of the New Wine Country, the foothills of the Sierra- Nevada, where there are 17 new wineries this year alone. We have 14 wine- tasting rooms along Mill Street and Main Street, several more in Nevada City, and more are going up every day, due to the new ABC Alcohol Beverage Control fees and regulations. You can now put in an on-sale store for only $1,000 a year in regulatory fees, compared to the hundreds of thousands it cost just a year or two ago, so every restaurant has an on-sale license, and wine tasting rooms are going up everywhere.

Another phenomenon is the Fake Wine-Tasting Room. It's a wine bar disguised as a winery outlet. There are several of them along the street as well. My opinion is that the merchants are doing their damndest to attract tourist and get them rolling drunk as they promenade down our main street.

I think it'll work. There were some 10,000 tourists on the Winery Tour this season, and we're now the starting point for two of the most important bicycle races in the country, with expected tourists this year numbering in the hundreds of thousands, a big jump from several years ago.

Wine, chocolate and roses go together. They are inseparable in the romantic region and legend in the area of weddings, anniversaries, baby showers, Valentine's Day and Mothers' Day, and recently Divorce Parties have become very popular. A marriage is a marriage, but a divorce is forever. That at least is the theory, although there are exceptions to every rule.

Chocolates have a definite market in graduation, confirmation, bar and bat mitzvahs and every other occasion Hallmark Cards can dream up to celebrate. Chocolates have a definite place at Christmas, Channukah, Thanksgiving Day and Halloween.

On the lower right of the photo, you'll see a squarish sort of thing -- it's not the greatest photo and I plan to have it stunningly photographed when I get the first one out of my kitchen. It's non-seasonal, and has an almost universal appeal. It's a Zodiac Bar. I've bought the set of 12 molds to make these, along with 1000 custom boxes to house them. Naturally, my version of these will be in rich dark Costa Rican Single-Source chocolate.

In the middle row, far right, you'll see a chocolate greeting card, measuring about 8" in length and about 3" in width, by 3/8" deep. Naturally, I'll be making it in dark chocolate, and I'll be designing molds for this best-selling box. This is the best-selling of all chocolate boxed items with the singular exception of the heart boxes, but they only sell at Valentine's Day.

The greeting cards will be, of course, for birthdays, graduations, weddings and other festive events, but they will also be made in sculptural relief forms in my sculpture studio, with all sorts of themes and art ideas.

To anticipate your question, yes, I can also make the dinosaurs, letters and so forth, if wanted, but it's a minimum order of 1,000 units, so I doubt I'll be doing them. The dinosaurs would be great for museums, and the tooth would work well for dentists and tooth-fairy gifts.



The sports collection has everything; soccer, sailing, raquet sports, tennis, trophy, hockey puck, hockey stick & puck, baseball ball, bat & mitt, golf bag & balls, four major sports set and skiing. These could work well online as well as at sports events, sports bars and sporting goods outlets. Don't forget, chocolates are NOT refrigerated, so they can sit in or on a counter!

Here is a collection related to DAD and men in general...We're in an area that is very focused on motorbikes -- there are many bike clubs and biker bars in the area, and there is an enormous antique car club here, larger than most in the country, with thousands of members and a two-hour long parade when they have events.

The bikes and antique cars are given street fairs every year here, and they probably are in your hometown, too. Stock car races are everywhere, and there's a box for them as well. The fishing set would appeal to any fisherman, and the guitar is an obvious gift, especially in America, where the #1 best-selling instrument is the guitar.

There's a hunting set, tractor-trailer and necktie box as well. Each of these represents an investment of about $600 plus the chocolate and the time and energy to produce them.

Here's a group of women's and girls items:

Mom, Princess Set, Cosmetic Set, Baby Set, Manicure Set, Hairdresser Set, Baker's Set, Shopping Set, Ballerina Set and Slipper Gift Box.

Professions include:

Musician Set, Power Tools, Tool Set, Gardening Set, Teacher Set, Firefighter Set, Police Set, Legal Set, Medical Set, Construction Contractor Set.

GEEK TECH sets:

Wireless iPhone SmartPhone, Remote, Cell Phone, Desktop Computer, Personal Organizer, Handheld Gamer, Toy Cell, Compact Disk CD, Vinyl LP Record, Mouse & Disk Set.

I also plan to have in stock Heart Boxes Galore, with great assortments to go in each and every one of them!

In addition, I've purchased Food Safe mold supplies, with which I've been making unique sculptural chocolates.

One more item on the agenda are these custom promotionals. Any business can improve its customer-relations with these stunning and memorable chocolate presentations. Nothing says it better than chocolate!

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Blue is Blue - The House Concert

Blue is Blue -- a smooth jazzy, blues performance for the band, which features, as a special guest, the charming young Canadian singer-songwriter Maia Leia, performing her new single. A concert not to be missed.



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CHOCOLATE STRESS REDUCTION

According to many reports in the media,
medical wisdom these days recommends 2.5
ounces a day of dark chocolate for stress
reduction. Stress is a common cause of
health issues. In addition, some medical
sources say that chocolate can be an
effective "brain food" and that I.Q. might
be improved by the ingestion of a small
amount of chocolate each day, on the order
of, say, one bunny ear or one Magic Truffle???

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LIFE SUCKS, THEN YOU DIE -- THE HIGHER PURPOSE

Sure, we all know life sucks. It
really does. And, sure enough,
after you've lived your short,
miserable life, you do indeed die.
But is that all there is?

The answer is no -- that's not all
there is, unless you've focused your
life on the organic, the biological.
There is a higher life available, but
it's not automatic, not guaranteed.
You have to work for it, and work hard
to attain it.

How can one transcend the organic
biological life?

The first step is to realize that life
sucks, then you die. After that, one
must first hear a rumor that there is
a higher life, a spiritual life, and
that it is possible to attain it, but
that it is not guaranteed, not automatic,
and furthermore, no one else can do this
work for you, you must do it for yourself.

The second step is to find a school which
can prepare you for higher life, and to
enter into it with full intention and
commitment to remain in the discipline
regardless of personal obstacles and
seductive organic and biological
temptations to abandon work toward
spiritual attainment.

The third step is to actually do the work
that leads toward spiritual attainment and
the development of the higher subtle bodies
which make life beyond the biological life
possible.

LIFE SUCKS, THEN YOU DIE -- ON THE STREET

The first lesson you learn in selling
anything is that it's never the price,
never the market, never the product.
It's always about the SELLER.

The BUYER is the focus of the
interaction, but NOT the focus of
ATTENTION of the seller.

The seller must remain focused on the
actual purpose, not the sale of the
product.

What is the actual purpose of the
interaction?

The actual purpose of the interaction
is the interaction itself.

Mostly the interaction consists of
helping the buyer overcome his or her
own objections, superstitions and
self-limitations that prevent the
purchase.

The seller must learn to LISTEN to the
buyer to actually HEAR what the buyer
is saying, what the objections SEEM to
be and to try to listen between the
lines, behind the shadow-show, to
understand what the objections really
ARE.

The buyer will try to say "no" but
will be unable to be honest, and will
thus invent reasons why he or she can't
or won't buy the product.

All those invented reasons MUST be
answered by the seller, even though
they are not honest, not real. They
are the shadow-show that helps the
buyer say "no".

The product is a souvenir of the
interaction. It's something that the
target can take away from the event,
but only works this way if the
interaction is pleasant and positive.

Every "no" is a stepping stone toward
"yes".

Every failure is a stepping stone to
success.

A good seller learns from experience
and eventually sales are made on a
regular basis.

No seller ever makes a sale every time
they try to sell. Rejection takes
getting used to.

Rejection is not personal. It is about
the buyer, not the seller, if the seller
is using the Basic Rules of Sale.

If the seller breaks the Rules of Sale,
the rejection is about the seller.

What are the Basic Rules of Sale?

1. Listen to the buyer.
2. Listen to the buyer.
3. Listen to the buyer.

The whole idea is not to bombard the
buyer with dogma and rationality, but
to LISTEN to the buyer's objections
and GET THE BUYER TO ANSWER THEM himself
or herself.

How you do that is an art, not a science,
but there are definite scientific
principles behind the art.

1. The buyer is on his or her way
elsewhere and you were never a part
of their plan to get wherever they
are going. You are an interruption
in their plan, an obstacle on the path,
so...

2. You must within a small fraction of
the first second of interaction
demonstrate clearly that what you have
is what they want. In your hand should
be something they automatically desire,
that makes the mouth water with
anticipated self-gratification and
pleasure.

3. The interaction MUST be short. They
are on their way somewhere and you
must not be the cause for their delay
or failure to make their way to whatever
it is they are attracted to or driven
toward.

4. Get and maintain eye contact. Do
NOT let your vision stray toward the
product. The product is secondary to
the interaction.

5. Do NOT block the buyer's way. Stay
on the side and keep moving with the
buyer.

6. Follow the simple rule of "spare
change" and realize that you are
actually asking for spare change and
giving a chocolate bar in thanks.

7. Thank the buyer and be sure to say
"you won't be disappointed" after the
sale is completed.

8. Make certain that you don't
concentrate on the money, the product
or the price. It's about meeting and
chatting and having a good interaction,
not about the product, price or marketplace.

THE FIGHT CONTINUES

Back when the Holy Mother Church protected
marriage by enforcement -- meaning you
couldn't leave the marriage, ever, until
death did you part -- couples were stuck
with each other for the remainder of their
time on Earth.

These days only 50% of all marriages
survive the divorce proceedings, and that
number is steadily changing toward the 10%
norm. Why? Because there's less and less
outside force holding them together, and
couples quickly discover that the biological
drives that attracted them don't last very
long.

Competition for boy-toys and boy friends and
fast dates and momentary intimacy with
strangers is powerful enough to drive the
booty dances at singles bars into thriving
social networks, and the internet provides
outlets such as youtube and myspace where folks
can advertise their loneliness and sex drives
to their hearts' content.

The fact is that women used to be able to
count on their youthful looks to be the
"bait" that attracted men, and that they had
until their late teens or early 20s to make
their catch. From then on, it was smooth
sailing.

These days, relationships last an average of
three weeks to three months,although couples
often stay together for as much as three to
five years by sheer momentum. Sometimes it's
the kids who hold relationships together,but
that's becoming less and less true as shared
custody becomes the standard.

What does all this mean?

It means that women are faced with youth in
every direction. Men don't have to worry about
staying young. Women are attracted to men
regardless of appearance -- it's about other
issues like wage-earning, automobiles,housing,
privilege and rank, social position, sensitivity,
humor and good dancing.

For men, it's about the booty, the boobs, the
face, the hair, the giggle and the wiggle.

What that boils down to is that women have
to keep the "bait" in shape.There are
countless ways to do so, offered day and
night on tv -- cosmetics,fashion, jewelry,
anti-wrinkle and anti-blotch ointments, and
especially those infernal booty, boob and
belly machines that slim, trim and firm up
the important parts, the things that really
matter to a man about relationships.

Does this stuff all work to keep
relationships together?

Of course not. Eventually the initial
attraction becomes boring, repetition of
the same old things work to disintegrate
the couple's first-night fever.

Sooner or later, the relationship busts up,
and both partners are back out on the carousel,
looking for new mates, different mates, better
mates...and they find someone exactly like
the last one, only different, and that
relationship takes them a few more weeks,
months or years into the future.

And then what?

It starts all over again, and that means
the makeup, fashions, slim and trim machines,
makeovers, spas, trainings and social
networking, but as this goes on, the couples
get older and older, less and less attractive,
less and less able to depend upon nature to
provide the good looks and slim, trim bodies
they had when they were first starting the
breeding cycle.

And what about beyond the breeding cycle?

There's still that need for the "perfect
partner", but now they're in their fifties
or sixties or seventies or eighties or
nineties. At 50, the slim trim machines
and some of the cosmetics still work.

Even into the 60s, there's a chance that a
nip and a tuck in plastic surgery will help,
but beyond that, there's nowhere to go.

And even with all that commercial help in
preserving youth, the fact is that the
gimmicks are only as good as the initial
attraction. You bait the hook,and catch
a fish, but the fish eventually jumps out
of the basket and goes back into the water
to mate again.

It's an endless dance, and the DJ keeps
yelling out, "change partners" and
there you are, at square one again and
again and again.

Gone are the days when you could use your
natural youthful looks to make the catch
and it stayed caught.

Is there a solution?

Yes, of course there is.

The solution is to realize that there is no
"right answer". People are built the way
they're built. Women want stability, and men
want variety. Women are from Venus, the
world of romance, and men are from Mars,
the world of conquest and war, and that's
built into the genetics, meaning it won't
change. There's no way to train humans to
be something other than human.

Is there a way to beat the system?

You bet there is.

You can learn to become independent of relationships.

How?

By using the Super-Beacon to hook up with
the lost parts of yourself, those
scattered selves throughout the
Super-Universe of countless Parallel
Worlds.

Hook yourself up to your many parallel lives.

You'll never be lonely again.

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LORD'S PRAYER RADIO CROSS

Jesus as a 1st Century Jew, learned this
prayer, the Original Kadish, from his family's deep-rooted Jewish Tradition, Galilean Aramaic:

Abwûn

d'bwaschmâja Nethkâdasch schmach. Têtê malkuthach.
Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.
Hawvlân lachma d'sûnkanân jaomâna. Waschboklân
chaubên wachtahên aikâna daf chnân schwoken
l'chaijabên. Wela tachlân l'nesjuna ela patzân min
bischa. Metol dilachie malkutha wahaila
wateschbuchta l'ahlâm, almîn.

Here is the original prayer in ancient
Galilean Aramaic, the language actually spoken by Jesus and his followers -- prayers at this time were not spoken, but chanted, sung to very specific ordinated tunes by "cantors":

Avvon d-bish-maiya, nith-qaddash shim-mukh.

Tih-teh mal-chootukh. Nih-weh çiw-yanukh:

ei-chana d'bish-maiya: ap b'ar-ah.

Haw lan lakh-ma d'soonqa-nan yoo-mana.

O'shwooq lan kho-bein:

ei-chana d'ap kh'nan shwiq-qan l'khaya-ween.

Oo'la te-ellan l'niss-yoona:

il-la paç-çan min beesha.

Mid-til de-di-lukh hai mal-choota

oo khai-la oo tush-bookh-ta

l'alam al-mein.

Aa-meen.

Here is the corrected English sense of the text,
translated directly from the ancient Aramaic:

Abwûn
O cosmic Birther, from whom the breath of life comes,

d'bwaschmâja
who fills all realms of sound, light and vibration.

Nethkâdasch schmach
May Your light be experienced in my utmost holiest.

Têtê malkuthach.
Your Heavenly Domain approaches.

Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.
Let Your will come true in the universe (all that vibrates) just as on earth (that is material and dense).

Hawvlân lachma d'sûnkanân jaomâna.
Give us wisdom (understanding, assistance) for our daily need,

Waschboklân chaubên wachtahên aikâna daf chnân schwoken l'chaijabên.
detach the fetters of faults that bind us, (karma) like we let go the guilt of others.

Wela tachlân l'nesjuna
Let us not be lost in superficial things (materialism, common temptations),

ela patzân min bischa.
but let us be freed from that what keeps us off from our true purpose.

Metol dilachie malkutha wahaila wateschbuchta l'ahlâm almîn.
From You comes the all-working will, the lively strength to act, the song that beautifies all and renews itself from age to age.

Amên.
Sealed in trust, faith and truth. (I confirm with my entire being)

Here is the text of the Lord's Prayer translated into ancient Greek by the descendants of
the followers of Jesus during the 1st through 3rd centuries:

ΠΑΤΕΡ ΗΜΩΝ Ο ΕΝ ΤΟΙΣ ΟΥΡΑΝΟΙΣ

ΑΓΙΑΣΘΗΤΩ ΤΟ ΟΝΟΜΑ ΣΟΥ (what looks like π, is γι: αγιασθητω)

ΕΛΘΕΤΩ Η ΒΑΣΙΛΕΙΑ ΣΟΥ

ΓΕΝΗΘΗΤΩ ΤΟ ΘΕΛΗΜΑ ΣΟΥ,

ΩΣ ΕΝ ΟΥΡΑΝΩ ΚΑΙ ΕΠΙ ΤΗΣ ΓΗΣ

ΤΟΝ ΑΡΤΟΝ ΗΜΩΝ ΤΟΝ ΕΠΙΟΥΣΙΟΝ

ΔΟΣ ΗΜΙΝ ΣΗΜΕΡΟΝ

ΚΑΙ ΑΦΕΣ ΗΜΙΝ ΤΑ ΟΦΕΙΛΗΜΑΤΑ ΗΜΩΝ,

ΩΣ ΚΑΙ ΗΜΕΙΣ ΑΦΙΕΜΕΝ ΤΟΙΣ ΟΦΕΙΛΕΤΑΙΣ ΗΜΩΝ

ΚΑΙ ΜΗ ΕΙΣΕΝΕΓΚΗΣ ΗΜΑΣ ΕΙΣ ΠΕΙΡΑΣΜΟΝ,

ΑΛΛΑ ΡΥΣΑΙ ΗΜΑΣ ΑΠΟ ΤΟΥ ΠΟΝΗΡΟΥ.

ΑΜΗΝ.

The ancient Romans then further translated this prayer into Latin, changing many of the words and meanings into something more understandable within the context of Roman culture and mores:

Pater Noster, qui es in caelis,

Sanctificetur nomen tuum.

Adveniat regnum tuum,

Fiat voluntas tua,

sicut in caelo, et in terra.

Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie,

Et dimitte nobis debita nostra,

sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris.

Et ne nos inducas in tentationem,

Sed libera nos a malo.

Amen.

--which is very different
in meaning than the original Aramaic, and which served as the basic Lord's Prayer for almost 2,000 years in the Vatican- based church which ruled Western Europe for many centuries.

The Lord's Prayer was translated into Old English during the time of Beowulf, following the fall of the Roman Empire, thusly:

Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum si þin nama gehalgod tobecume þin rice gewurþe þin willa on eorðan swa swa on heofonum urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us to dæg and forgyf us ure gyltas swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge ac alys us of yfele soþlice.

In Chaucer's time, the 14th century, the Lord's Prayer sounded like this:

Oure fadir þat art in heuenes halwid be þi name;

þi reume or kyngdom come to be.

Be þi wille don in herþe as it is doun in heuene.

yeue to us today oure eche dayes bred.

And foryeue to us oure dettis þat is oure synnys as we foryeuen to
oure dettouris þat is to men þat han synned in us.

And lede us not into temptacion but delyuere us from euyl.

The King James Bible has it this way:

Our father which art in heauen,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come.

Thy will be done in earth as it is in heauen.

Giue us this day our daily bread.

And forgiue us our debts as we forgiue our debters.

And lead us not into temptation,

but deliuer us from euill.

Amen.

Here is the modern translation from the Greek texts:

Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy Kingdom come,

thy will be done,

on earth as it is in heaven

Give us this day our daily bread.

And forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,

but deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever.

Amen

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