Paranormal Activities

PARANORMAL ACTIVITIES MADE EASY

What if you actually succeeded in
raising the dead? Would you know
what to say? How would it go for
you if you contacted something or
someone from another dimension?
Would you know what to do if you
accidentally astral projected out
of your body? How would you know
if the spirit you've contacted is
actually Uncle Fred or some horrible
malevolent ghoul from the Other Side
of Hell? Is there a playful ghost in
the house playing pranks on you and
your family? Is the poltergeist
winning?

Here at last is a practical, step by
step guide to an easy mastery of the
basics of paranormal activities.

Paranormal Activities Made Easy contains
everything you need to find or create a
haunted house, to hold a seance and speak
with the dead, to test your ability to
astral project out of body, to find out
what lies behind the curtain of life and
death, to discover secrets and learn about
invisibility, telepathy, levitation and
more -- and, in a word, to master the
universe.

Photos profusely illustrate and reveal
the secrets held by the ancients and
medieval masters throughout the ages!
You will be the amazement of all
your friends. Paranormal Activities
Made Easy will be the most fun you ever
had!

gorby

The Portal

NEW BETA BLOCKER ITEM!!!

PORTAL AMMY

I was fooling around on my workbench
a few days ago, mucking about with
a variety of elements, the result of
which is my newest discovery, the
Portal Ammy.

What this does specifically:

1. It tunes you in to any nearby
Portal into some Parallel Worlds.

2. It "softens" the Portal, enabling
you to see and hear through it.

3. It sometimes makes it easier to
meld through the Portal.

4. It can also CLOSE the Portal,
making "rebirth" less probable in
certain circumstances.

5. It does not have the same effect
as the Black Diode in that it is far
more specific to softening, opening
and closing Portals.

The specific action of the Portal
Ammy is to "see" and "hear" into
alternate worlds. It would be very
useful in "haunted" houses where the
Brane skins are very transparent
already. It could be useful in
locating missing items or
possibly for psychics working with
investigators in missing persons cases.
It might also be useful for obtaining
information not available through normal
channels.

The most obvious use is in "witching"
water or gold. I have had a few people
not normally "psychic sensitives"
locate both water and gold deposits
very successfully, however, the laws
governing gold mining are now very
strict and it is no longer possible
in most cases to actually extract the
gold with all the BLM restrictions
and regulations. We found about half
an ounce in just under an hour, which
is NOT enough to justify quitting the
day job, but it is demonstrably
possible, and I intend if possible
to organize a gold-prospecting
workshop for the Thanksgiving workshop.

One other rather interesting and
amusing item; years ago, the kids
buried a small number of rather rare
silver charms somewhere in the
backyard. Using the Portal Ammy,
Barbara successfully located the
burial spot and we recovered all but
one of them. They're actually
worthless, no point putting them up
on eBay, but I found the event very
enchanting, and she now feels rather
empowered by the whole thing.

Anyhow, the Portal Ammy employs a
somewhat expensive set of elements,
but it is so important to me to get
these out there that I am making it
available for the same price as a
Black Diode and no, you can't switch
a Black Diode for this -- I have to
put the money for this item out of
pocket.


One more item:

The fastest way to get these out
there is to give them as presents
this Christmas Season. I'll be
pricing the introductory ammy as
close to the bone as I can in order
to make this possible for everyone.
There isn't any faster or easier way
to get these into people's hands than
to have them wear them and experience
what they are and what can be done
with their help.

gorby

for more information go to-
http://yoyodyneindustries.com/portalamulet.html